An unnamed ferret approaches Harold and asks him if he's sad. Harold tells him that he is indeed sad and the unnamed ferret tells him that when he's sad, he sings about all of the things that make him happy. The unnamed ferret then begins to sing a song about things that make him smile, which starts out innocent, but about halfway through the song, he begins to sing about how the Holocaust was a lie and how he killed a man and hid his body. After the song, Harold cautiously thanks the other ferret, stating that the song was wonderful, and the other ferret calls him a whore.
See: Ferrets Song.
- Ferrets has one card in the Ten Million Years FilmCow Wars card game: A Psychotic Ferret.