Put a Banana in Your Ear

Put a Banana in Your Ear is a song sung by Frogrus in Charlie the Unicorn 2. He sings it trying to convince Charlie to put a banana in one of his ears and explains that it will make him happier before exploding.

Lyrics:

Charlie, you look quite down

With your big fat eyes and your big fat frown

The world doesn’t have to be so gray....

Charlie, when your life’s a mess

When you’re feeling blue, always in distress

I know what can wash that sad away....

All you have to do, is....

Put a banana in your ear!

[Charlie:] A banana in my ear?

Put a ripe banana right into your favorite ear.

It’s true!

[Charlie:] Says who?

So true

Once it’s in, your gloom will disappear

The bad in the world is hard to hear

When in your ear a banana cheers

So go and put a banana in your ear!

[Sentient bananas emerge, landscape turns bright purple and all begin to sing in the background]

Put a banana in your ear!

[Charlie:] I’d rather keep my ear clear.

You will never be happy if you live your life in fear.

It’s true!

[Charlie:] Says you.

''So true

Once it’s in, the skies are bright and clear

Oh, every day of every year

''The sun shines bright on this big blue sphere So go and put a banana in your....''

[Bananas disappear and landscape returns to normal]

Eeeeeeeaaaaaaarrrrrrrr!

[Frogrus explodes]